Top 10 Things…

…I learned at Wine Fest 2008:

10.  during a downpour, an open bottle of wine is often more useful than a case of umbrellas;

9.  the inventor of aerosal antibacterial and the Tide stick is my hero;

8.  when considering what to wear, think of the probability of the following: rain/ mud/ red wine and dress accordingly.  As a rule of thumb: Lightness in clothing color should be in inverse proportion to amount of stainable materials;

7.  I am far less hilarious than I think I am;

6.  in addition to making the most putrid smelling beverages, Red Bull also makes extraordinarily low quality tents;

5.  digital cameras are a vital tool in the post-drinking reconstruction of events;

4.  spaghetti straps aren’t meant to take that much abuse;

3.  my boyfriend is a cleptomaniac alcoholic*;

2.  sometimes the bus driver cliche isn’t just a cliche…it’s a hilarious fact of life;

1.  my friends and I can have fun almost anywhere under almost any conditions.

 * in truth, I knew this before Wine Fest 08.